The Alaric Song
I am so delighted that I can sing this one again! Here are the words for those who asked... But first, the back story. I was talking with some folks in my camp at Pennsic (in 2008). I told a story involving Count Alaric, the current Midrealm Earl Marshall. A few folks looked confused (cause I speak kinda fast) and I said, "You know, Alaric--the Kingdom Earl Marshall." His Grace, Duke Dagan Du Darregonne stopped me and said, "What did you just say??" I replied a little slower--" Alaric.The.Kingdom.Earl.Marshal" He replied, "No you didn't say that, you said "Alaric, the King of All Macho". And thus I was inspired to write this song. I will also state that I respect Count Alaric--a lot of that is 'cause he lets me sing this song and I'm still alive. *grin* Ahem. - Zsof
Alaric, The King of All Macho
Author: Tyzes Sofia
Alaric is the kingdom earl marshal, the kingdom earl marshal is he. But to me, he's the King of All Macho, the King of All Macho for me. My father, he warned me of Frenchmen, he said each one of them's a poof And then I saw Count Alaric and now I am not so aloof. oh, oh, ooooooooh Alaric is the kingdom earl marshal, the kingdom earl marshal is he. But to me, he's the King of All Macho, the King of All Macho for me. I saw him in the food court at Pennsic, his beautiful wife by his side, As they strolled, his biceps were bulging and we sat down and sighed. oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhh Alaric is the kingdom earl marshal, the kingdom earl marshal is he. But to me, he's the King of All Macho, the King of All Macho for me. I remember that event in the Cleftlands, I think of it fondly and smile. Alaric coming back from the showers, dressed.....only.....in.....a.....wet.....towel! oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alaric is the kingdom earl marshal, the kingdom earl marshal is he. But to me, he's the King of All Macho, the King of All Macho times three!